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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

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who else up feeling a deep fondness for their beloved friends in their phone

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Paraglider and black vulture chilling

(via)

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without arts & crafts we are in hell

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affirmations for crossing the road:

- i know what i'm doing

- the road will always be clear when i want to cross it

- nobody will ever beep their horn at me because i'm special

- drivers will recognise my divine right of passage and stop for me

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