kalique

[kalique]

kung fu panda 4 was bad i’m afraid

#it didn’t even have the saving grace of the ridiculous visuals of the third one. it looked fine. #mb

[kalique]

apparently these old people who won like $100 million in the lottery in my area are my grandma’s cousins or something. hoping and praying they are her very good friends and give her money and she gives me money 😭😭😭😭

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lungs may be the hardest album of all time actually

#howl is literally on there

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please let "in full" mean including the deluxe tracks please include swimming and heavy in your arms please im begging please i'm on my knees please please god

LUNGS PERFORMED IN FULL WITH A LIVE ORCHESTRA? I GET THAT THIS IS FOR A MUSIC FESTIVAL OR SOMETHING BUT IF THIS DOESNT GET RELEASED AS AN ALBUM I WILL THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF

[kalique]

LUNGS PERFORMED IN FULL WITH A LIVE ORCHESTRA? I GET THAT THIS IS FOR A MUSIC FESTIVAL OR SOMETHING BUT IF THIS DOESNT GET RELEASED AS AN ALBUM I WILL THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF

#WITH AN ORCHESTRA?!?!?!?!? THE WHOLE THING?!?!? #BLINDING?!?!!!?!?!? HOWL!??!!!?!??! COSMIC LOVE??!?!?!?!?!!? RABBIT HEART?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[kalique]

katie mcgrath jurassic world overkill death is literally the viggo broke his toe of the 2020s. it’s enough about all that already. please let’s move on. i hear the sun is especially sunny this time of year if we’d all deign to open our windows and look outside

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man this post really is evergreen isn’t it. what if i got a dollar and a cookie every time there was a new viral tweet about katie mcgrath jurassic world crazy death. what then

STOP with discourse over that womans death in jurassic world!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!! SOCIETY HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED TO COMMENT ON THE WOMANS BRUTAL DEATH IN JURASSIC WORLD

#we all understand. yes this death was crazy. now can we talk about like world peace or quantum physics or something?

[kalique]

Banks my queen for the love of god do not rhyme onlyfans with only fan in your new single

#there’s only so much i can ignore!!!!!!

[kalique]

one time on my other account i made a poll that asked people what they associate with canada and it got a few reblogs and somebody was like op we can tell you’re white because you didn’t put drake on there 💀 i mean you’re right but. madam i assure you white canadians are also aware of drake.

#that’s like saying i didn’t put jesus of nazareth on there because i’m white. madam i assure you whites are aware of jesus of nazareth

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miley cyrus too i guess. i guess. i hate that damn flowers song so much

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in order to remind myself of artists from those days i had to get on spotify mobile to access my grade school songs playlist and endure 10000000 popup ads begging me to get premium. when hell freezes over maybe 🖕 . Anyway WHERE ARE THE BLACK EYED PEAS. where did enrique iglasias go. so many of these people just fell off the face of the earth. adele is still around but she puts out music like once every 10 years. and if rihanna came back she could certainly achieve the same level of popularity but that’s a big if. taylor stands supreme above them all i’m afraid. i can call a spade a spade

i think taylor swift is the only artist from when i was in grade school who is still reliably putting out hits at the same level of popularity. lady gaga too but she does movies now, her last album was years ago. respect to kesha but her last hit was 7 years ago and was a comeback single about a very public drama that everyone was interested in at the time. the rest basically vanished in a puff of smoke. like where is pitbull. where is 3oh!3. where is the fire burning guy

#except maybe drake. they should fight. like physically we should put them in a ring and tell them they can’t come out until one is dead

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forgot about bruno mars smh and drake

i think taylor swift is the only artist from when i was in grade school who is still reliably putting out hits at the same level of popularity. lady gaga too but she does movies now, her last album was years ago. respect to kesha but her last hit was 7 years ago and was a comeback single about a very public drama that everyone was interested in at the time. the rest basically vanished in a puff of smoke. like where is pitbull. where is 3oh!3. where is the fire burning guy

[kalique]

i think taylor swift is the only artist from when i was in grade school who is still reliably putting out hits at the same level of popularity. lady gaga too but she does movies now, her last album was years ago. respect to kesha but her last hit was 7 years ago and was a comeback single about a very public drama that everyone was interested in at the time. the rest basically vanished in a puff of smoke. like where is pitbull. where is 3oh!3. where is the fire burning guy

[kalique]

the only funny characters in this are the judge who just says fucking whatever and the guy who lists types of nut

#mb

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the guy that stole mulders body is in this and atp i’ve seen him in many things and know his name full well but i’m not about to stop calling him the guy that stole mulder’s body

#mb

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i am watching best in show and it is not very funny

#mb #and maybe you need to have inside knowledge of the dog show circuit to Get it. but my mom does and she aint laughing either….

[kalique]

i’m bored as hell with pop culture at the moment can matthew vaughn come back and make some more stupid ass comments that i can get mad about