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Y/N: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Karl: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Ethan: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Karl : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Wait, no one asked you for pros and cons for Heisenberg yet???? Like, how?...

Karl Heisenberg

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3 Pros

He honestly has a great sense of humor. Literally constantly aims to make you laugh as much as he can- it's music to his ears.

Can and will fix everything that breaks and will make stuff for you. Special little side projects where you receive little scrap metal sculptures. (Loves it if you sit in his little work room with him, will let you sit on his desk or lap while he makes plans/works)

Calls you either the sweetest things or the dumbest things. Constantly praising you or putting his arms around you from behind, encouraging you to try to build stuff yourself and teaching you all sorts of cool mechanical things.

3 Cons

Obsessive and possessive over everything he cares about and you are no exception. Can almost make you feel trapped at times.

Genuinely has no clue how to have a healthy relationship- the man has technically in a way been dead for god only knows how long under a crazy woman's control. This leads to a lot of arguments, unstable behavior and him trying his best but having no clue how to resolve issues.

He's stinky. I'm sorry but he smells like sweat, motor oil and blood all the time. His whole factory reeks of decay. (Will take a bath if you ask him too though. But the very next day he's stinky again.)

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{My lovely horrible man.}

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Oooo hello!! I'd like to request some headcanons for Karl Heisenberg with a boyfriend who's always tired and super touch starved? The kind of guy to beg Karl to come lay down with him so Karl can be his big spoon. I'm literally struggling to keep my eyes open as I type this lmao ( By the way, your anon asks are turned off! )

So what if the most dangerous Lord in the village could use a nap every once in a while?

A/N; yes ofc i gotchu. ty for requesting heisenberg, there's not nearly enough fluff content for him......... i'm so normal abt him i SWEAR. also ty for letting me know about the anon asks, that should be fixed now!!

Wordcount; 310

TW; none. unless you need to be warned about semi-domestic fluff

You've said it once and you'll say it again, there's no better place for a nap than Heisenberg's factory

It's warm, and the constant rumble of machinery is the perfect white noise, and there's a comfortingly smoky scent to the place--almost like a campfire--and really, it's no surprise that you get drowsy

Obviously Karl will never let you hear the end of it ("Am I boring you, buttercup?") and if he's not teasing you about your exhaustion, he's trying to ignore you. Keyword trying, because for someone who's ignoring you, he's quick to turn around and glance at you with an amused expression on his face

Eventually he'll say something along the lines of "if you're really that tired, you oughta go lay down" which usually results in you saying "not without you!"

Karl's endlessly stubborn, but you're endlessly stubborn as well, it's one of the traits that he likes about you, after all. So the two of you go back and forth: you plead with Karl to take a break and nap with you, Karl pretends to ignore you and makes sarcastic comments every time you yawn

This back and forth battle between the two of you can last anywhere from a minute to an hour, but when you hear Karl sigh deeply you know that you've won. It also probably helps that you're perched on one of his stools and lying facedown on a nearby tabletop, half-asleep already

He walks over to you with a slightly grudging look on his face (but there's a fond warmth in his eyes) and he claps his hand on your shoulder because he knows you appreciate the physical touch

Grumbles something about this being a "one-time thing" as you lead his out of his workshop... but you both know it's a lie

I mean. How could he ever say no to you?

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Witches, Sorcerers, The Cunning Folk.

Whatever you call them, those who can do magic have always existed right alongside the rest of humanity. Sometimes revered, sometimes disdained, usually feared and only approached as a last resort.

In the British Isles, magical society has historically set itself apart from non-magical, or mundane society. They have their own villages and schools, and the punishment for "outing" another mage without their consent is severe.

Set in 1995, Another Fantasy is inspired by The Worst Witch novels, Howl's Moving Castle, The Discworld Series, and more.

Magical Society | Canons | Quick Navigation

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there are many atrocities in this world but none as severe as the fact that using transformers reaction photos isn’t common place

i mean

do you have any idea how many moods can only be conveyed by these images? do people make these powerful of expressions? i think not!

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Dating the Transformers Decepticon Boys.

Some little headcanons for some of the boys.

Shockwave:

Small hand in big hand, small hand in big hand!

Shockwave is reserved. Once in a relationship with you he has to come to terms with the emotions he thought he would never feel again. So he takes his time in coming to know both you and these new ideas and feelings that are surrounding him.

He's horny.

Despite being alone most of the time and focusing on his sciences, Shockwave will not pass up a single opportunity to get down in the berth. At first he would not interface at all, but now he likes to get in time at least once every couple of days, a week at most.

He's jealous. Easily too.

Another emotion he isn't used to it jealously, so when someone does something to turn that switch, whether it be talking, staring, or touching, he will lose it.

Everyone is already pretty scared of him, like Soundwave, he doesn't need to say or do much to make a point. But he will strain his stance above yours and shadow you with his structure. He'll burn his look into their soul until they get the hint and scurry.

His love language is gifts. He loves to present you with his projects and make different things for you. And he won't say it, but he will cherish every little trinket you bring him in return.

Behind closed doors when his work is put out of the way he is very affectionate. He wouldn't say it but he never thought you'd want him in a berth because of his lack of s left arm. But you two got around it and you make sure to nestle little compliments into your conversations.

Knockout:

One hundred percent the guy who will come around behind you as you use his tools and guide your hands while whispering the instructions in your ear.

A tease.

He loves to drop subtle hints around the Nemesis and will kiss you around the hallways.

Everytime you come back from a mission he urges you to the medbay and will look all over you for scratches or dents. Same before you leave, he wants to make sure those puny Autobots see his sparkmate at their best.

He is a tease, but he doesn't have as high a sex drive as someone like Predaking or Makeshift for example. He enjoys a good frag, but blow jobs under the operating table are his favorite kind of intimacy.

He is very jealous. Not in an insecure way, he is very sure in his image. However, he doesn't like when others make sly compliments about your frame. Sure, they can tell you how amazing your paint is or the curve of your hips, but if it's anything explicit he will be very upset. He'll threaten them with his blades, "If you want one so bad, why don't I give you a new look!" Or something along those lines.

If he's feeling more chill and sly, he'll walk over during the conversation and slip his servo against your hip plating. He'll caress your waist and watch with the smirk of the devil as the mech or femme slowly comes to realization.

He loves when you compliment him. His love language is words of affirmation and gifts, so you'll find a miniature version of his vehicle mode next to your bed or some other kind of trinket.

Predaking:

Very, very, very protective.

He makes sure to put any unworthy mech or femme in their place. The second anyone - even Megatron looks at you funny it is on.

He has a very high sex drive and will often leave you locked in your berth for hours just so he can love on you. He's mindful of your body however. He'll make sure to mark you his up and down your frame from your neck cables to your ankles.

He was eager to learn about you when he met you. He found an instant attraction and his long dormant mating protocols would roar to life every time you looked his way.

He will court you with shiny objects he finds. Often bringing back sharp scrap metal or rocks. He adores giving you gifts, but touch is his love language.

He could sit in his bed and hold you close until the world exploded. As long as you are with him he feels at peace and confident.

He was very shy around you at first. He wasn't a clumsy doufas, but he would show off his strength by straightening his stance and glaring down other mechs. He enjoyed showing off his beast form in front of you and would act so confident and put together. The second you opened a conversation with him. The poor boy couldn't put a sentance together he was so embarrassed and nervous.

Predaking is un-fucking-touchable. When the Vehicons or the commanders see the markings along your frame they steer clear. If any unlucky 'con is so dumb enough to get on Predaking's turf and even attempt to court his mate it's over. There is no point in running. Death in inevitable.

Either that or he will beat them to near death.

Once your back in his arms he'll hold you close the rest of the day and growl lowly at anyone who comes near.

The only person he trusts to be around you is Shockwave. As a predacon he is constantly in protect mode and anything that is his will be protected until he dies.

Megatron:

Megatron took a liking to you quickly. You caught his eye with how fluent you were with your tasks and how reputable you were on the battlefield.

Only the most powerful and fit can be his mate, and he thought you were perfect. So, he decided you were his. He wasn't exactly sure how to get your attention or how to work a relationship all that well. So he just started telling the vehicons you were his until you found out. When confronted with the facts he seemed only slightly embarrassed and more confused. "Yes..?"

You told him you'd think about it so Megatron let it be. Manz is impatient as fuck. He was so head over heels for you that if you couldn't make your mind then he would court you.

Poems. Poems. Poems. EVERYWHERE.

He would leave them on your desk, in your room, anywhere he knew you would see it. With respect of the vehicons because if they caught him being such a simp it would end his career.

He doesn't have the highest sex drive, but he enjoys fragging as much as the next 'con. Once he gets you in his room he will keep you there until he sees fit for you to leave. And whatever happens in that time happens.

He's also less of a jealous person and more protective. If someone makes s suggestive move or talks to you in a certain way he will act. Commanding and assured he will back them off and get you in his arms to protect you.

His love language is words of affirmation. He will praise you when you have done something good and you do so in return. He definitely enjoys it.

Starscream:

I can't decide between these two so I will leave them here... He is either super horny all the time, or, like Megatron he has a lower sex drive but once in the berthroom it can last quite a while. Round after round.

He gets flustered around you easily. He'll stammer and try to appear smaller and more innocent like he does when he is in trouble with Megatron.

Once he gets his hands on you however he is a tease to Cybertron and back. He will whisper words in your ears while you work or give your aft a pinch as you're walking by.

He doesn't hide your relationship either. Every seeker that exists knows of you two. He's not afraid to be open and deliberate about how you two are.

Therefore, most on the Nemesis are aware you are taken and busy themselves elsewhere. Those few who do might just get away with it.

Starscream is the most jealous out of everyone on the Nemesis. He is very insecure about himself and everything in general. All he is confident in are his dumb plans and his backstabbing ways.

Of a much larger mech attempted to court you he might just leave you to handle it. You're capable of saying no right? And if you don't then he'll be spark broken.

If it's a Vehicon or a seeker he will feel much more confident in himself. Often times using his rank to boss people away from you and back to work. But when he can't hide behind his rank he gets much more nervous. Overall, you're kind of on your own if things get physical.

"You scratch my back, I scratch yours," His love language is definitely acts of service/favors, and words of affirmation. He loathes getting praises and is a sucker for the treatment. But he also enjoys doing favors for something in return, and vice versa.

Soundwave:

An absolute cuddle bug in bed. When no one is looking he'll scoop you up in his large arms and hug you against his chest.

He never confessed his attraction, you came to him. He refused to confess, but he would leave you sweet notes and quotes from popular poems whenever he could.

He acts cold and distant but you know better. Soundwave isn't a mech who is known for his emotions. He does not speak and you are not an exception. The relationship can often feel one-sided and conversation is limited, but you find peace in it.

Your relationship is way underground and no one even suspects that the two of you are into each other. So when someone asks you out nervously on a date, you couldn't blame the guy.

Soundwave isn't jealous. He has learned to work around his emotions and has very good control over his outbursts. So before you respond he'll reply, "Negative." In a deep, almost threatening voice. Usually followed by you apologizing and explaining you are already taken and going about your business.

It's simple.

But if you are defied and they continue to push, he'll simply get Laserbeak to chase him away for a while.

You are very appreciative of Soundwave and all that he does for you. He love to kiss his faceplate and around his collar fins. And he enjoys it. He'll lean info you and purr happily as you kiss along his jaw.

Soundwave's love language can differ from time to time, but he most enjoys quality time with you. Even if he's working and drowned out in tasks he enjoys the presence you bring to the cold room. If your rambling on he'll do his best to listen.

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Apologies for any spelling mistakes :/

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Most versions of Shockwave are emotionless, or at least calm and self-possessed . . . Then there's Earthspark Shockwave whose emotions are an 11 out of 10 at all times.

Like, I could also imagine TFP Shockwave looking down on the Terrans and coldly rejecting them. (Shockwave generally embodies the blind spots of science.)

But ES Shockwave has a visceral reaction to the Terrans, he furiously flings Thrash across the clearing, then clutches his head like he's in a Victorian drama. He's more upset about them than about the space bridge exploding!

Then Megatron is like "The war is over, Shockwave" and Shockwave is like, "Okay. I'm going to trap both of us in a force field and explode it so we die together." There's no strategic advantage to this, nor does Shockwave seem like he wants to die; he's just overcome with emotion and extremely petty.

And man, the hurt and anger in his voice when he says, "Someday you'll betray [the Terrans] just like you betrayed ME."

He's really working for me. I want to know more about this overwrought theater-kid scientist.

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i like to imagine shockwave uses emojis like this all the time

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My roommate doesn't know Transformers so I decided to make her a quick guide of the most important characters. I threw in a couple of favorites for the hell of it.

Tag yourself. I'm a combination of Deceptimom and Sassmaster M.D.

Now with Part 2!

https://shisabun-art.tumblr.com/post/662176934030082048/professional-couch-gremlin

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The trio

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Bibidi Babidi Boo

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Now available in my Etsy

I have less than thirty of each design in stock

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I can share my piece for the @vaporexzines “Doctor, I Love You!” Ratchet zine!

Please go check it out, it’s free to download and there’s tons of cute rattys to share 🥺🚑💖

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If I don’t see him say ‘yee-haw’ in the new series at least once, I’m throwing hands.

Btw, these were done in one day, so my hand is SUFFERING