i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to hold! a hand!!!!!
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i don’t want anyone else but you
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my girlfriend turned over in the night, and whispered “are you awake?”. When I replied “yes” she said, “okay good, I just wanted to say I love you” then she rolled over and fell back to sleep
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When you kinky and sexual and shit but still got a real big heart
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my fat ass going into the kitchen for snacks after everyone in the house goes to bed…
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My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?
Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.
Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday
Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure
Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:
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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.
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