Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
100K notes
·
View notes
Sleepy Eepy Mareepy
10K notes
·
View notes
me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
13K notes
·
View notes
aww yuri!!! oh they’re a little bit fucked up actually
14K notes
·
View notes
CHAMPIONS 🌈 my Pokemon Scarlet Team
210 notes
·
View notes
one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
51K notes
·
View notes
I smoke weed and my dick fall off
56K notes
·
View notes
I love Reddit sometimes.
34K notes
·
View notes
I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”
208K notes
·
View notes
so like. snakes don't actually have long tails- their tails are infact pretty short- and basically all of their length comes from just having a very long torso.
so as far as "accurate" anthro snakes go.
49K notes
·
View notes
yknow what, fuck you *uncrafts your war*
3K notes
·
View notes
ベイグラントストーリー
Vagrant Story
(PS1, 2000)
3K notes
·
View notes
imagine a website where anytime you wanted to post a thought longer than a paragraph you had to end the first paragraph with the 🧵 emoji so people knew to keep reading
3K notes
·
View notes
remember?
1K notes
·
View notes
Kanto Ghost Squad!
144 notes
·
View notes