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If I ever meet the right girl I’ll buy her this.

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talking to a queer person you just met and slowly beginning to realize they're a category 10 normie is honestly horror movie material you're just saying your funny words seeing the recognition-as-human slowly drain from their eyes feeling the violins in the score swell as it dawns on you that this person has never even interacted with an armpit in a sexual context

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Yeah she killed 6 people and what?

God forbid women have hobbies

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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#ohhc #prev remember when I tried to show it to u and u were just ???? the whole time lmfao

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#>:O !!!!

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anyways op had me blocked when i wanted to reblog this photo set and they didn't have a source on their post either so yknow i will provide for us all <3

Lil Nas X for The Neighborhood Talk

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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience

Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt

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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

#insane to me how cities will paint over huge swaths of beautiful paint and then a few years later turn around and pay some college educated #chud to paint a wall real nice #and by insane I mean completely in line with gentrification and infuriating as hell

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enough with the forcefem and the forcemasc, I’m trying out forcestrange

I’m gonna turn you into something unrecognizable and inhuman, and you’re gonna like it

#[incomprehensible transformers rambling]

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Girls im sorry i hate how falin looks in the anime

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let’s hear it for the world’s smallest whale (the vaquita) you guys!!

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feeling stupid as hell because I somehow only just now realized that the companion cube is to chel what chel is to glados. like as far as being an object, a research tool, something towards which an emotional attachment is ridiculous but also inevitable. something that you know you'll have to throw in the incinerator later and which never says a word to you, and yet you can't help yourself from falling in a strange kind of love. damn this game gay