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kasmodeus · 6 months
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No permanent signature :'D
Anyways! A messy fan art of Jake
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kasmodeus · 10 months
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Jake: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Mc: Even better!
Jake: What the fuck did you-
Mc: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
Mc: Our Daughter!!!
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kasmodeus · 10 months
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Jake: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Mc: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: You need to be more careful!
Mc, who was dragged into Jake's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Mc: That's great, Jake. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Mc.
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: Mc... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Mc: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Jake:
Jake: I wrote sanitize, Mc.
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: Mc, I’m sorry. I can’t keep seeing you anymore.
Mc: No shit, you’re always wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Mc… no…
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake fan art
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: It feels like a dream, you know?
Mc: You’re a dream.
Jake:
Mc: Send nudes.
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: Hey Mc?
Mc: Yeah?
Jake: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Mc:
Mc: ...What.
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Mc: Damn, the power went out.
Jake: Don’t worry, I got this.
Jake: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Mc: What-?
Jake: I swallowed a glow stick!
Mc, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Mc: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Mc: Oh god, you have Jake
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Mc: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Richy: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Jessy: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Another fan art but different art style
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Mc: Hey Richy, wanna third wheel on my date with Jake tomorrow?
Richy: Sure.
Mc: Jessy! Wanna third wheel on my date with Jake tomorrow?
Mc: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Richy & Jessy: ...
Jake: Mc...
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kasmodeus · 11 months
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Jake: Are we fighting or flirting?
Mc: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Jake: Your point?
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