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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#SHINY PONYTA? #guess im a horse now #My partner is comfey

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permababy skins... I used to dream about times like these...

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Commission for Cinderrain on FR

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something about timelines merging

(ft. Quinxon, @eggedsaladnotlickbait's trainer!)

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This came to me in a dream

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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some sort of lizard i think

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This is your daily reminder to eat your vegetables.

Source

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doing fucked up rabbit experiments beyond your comprehension btw

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this is one of my favourite gifs ever like why would you make the inside red youre fucking killing him

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sounds pretty based to me

#threrians are chill #based af