i havent had time to look for a job cause im busy acting as this painters muse. i appear to him in the early morning and leave him with the taste of honeysuckle on his lips. so thats why i cant do the dishes or clean the bathroom.
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RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.
And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.
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"I don't fucking give a shit at all." Senshi, Delicious in Dungeon (Dungeon Meshi)
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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.
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i like u
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small accumulated dunmesh
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This is a legendary moment in pop culture history to me only
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he's going to be here SOON
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
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