Little miss Lilly Mae Decided to look at the camera during the ultrasound. Lol she's 1.5 lbs and she is perfectly healthy and we already love her so much. ❤️
I got a ticket for “unsafe lane change”. If you don’t know what that means, it means I was going the speed limit, put my turn signal on, and changed lanes - in front of a cop who was speeding.
Yup - I got a ticket because I prevented a cop from breaking the law. In fact, the first thing he said to me was “thanks for making my stuff fly everywhere!” Really, Officer Unorganized? Your stuff? Were you playing Jenga in the passenger seat? Did I destroy all the work you put in to get that giant ship into the tiny little bottle?
I expected he’d take my information, check that I had a spotless record, and let me move on. He did not - he came right back with a ticket. When I realized I’d already lost, I began asking him questions. Everything I could think of. For 27 minutes, I talked about car insurance and accident forgiveness and right of way.
Why? The reason he gave me that ticket was because he was upset that I slowed him down. So I slowed him down even more. For 27 minutes, I successfully detained a police officer.