Plot Twist: I lose weight
Plot Twist: I'm okay with the way I look
Plot Twist: I do well in school
Plot Twist: I make friends
Plot Twist: I go out and have fun
Plot Twist: I'm happy
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you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
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Wolves from “Wolfspark Werner Freund”
More cool pics from their wolf whisperer at the source :)
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YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDS!!! GIVE THEM A HUG, OR A KISS ON THE CHEEK!! IF YOU REALLY WANNA SHOW AFFECTION GIVE THEM A BLOWJOB
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In these hard times I look to Rihanna for words of wisdom
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when albums have songs that fade into each other
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we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
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i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
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