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Raw'ing it up with the Banger Bros.

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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

#Jonathon Elizabeth Moxley

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Probably because he admitted not being thrilled with his booking and there were dirt sheets reporting a new deal wasn't being discussed. But now he has great booking, seems to be having a blast, and the guy who was in charge of contracts was fired for not doing his job.

Thank you so much for catching me up, Anon. I try to keep my distrance from the dirt sheets whilst, at the same time, pay attention to the more... legitimate(?)... whispers.

Does that make sense?

#Ask Answered #The Human is in a constant state of confusion #(Just in general...) #And conflicting rumours doesn't help #THANK YOU ANON #The Human Speaks #Wrestling Related Things

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I dunno why I found this so funny. 

#This has Vine energy #and I can't explain why...

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

#Hey…

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This stupid picture of Mox lives in my head rent free I just wanna pick him up and take him home

#Teenage Dirtbag Boyfriend #Biting him would fix me... #I've never seen this picture of Mox #but now I'm pinning it to the inside of my locker #and drawing hearts around it #The Human Speaks #Jon Moxley

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I want Eddie Kingston

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The Human is confused - Why did everyone think Drew was leaving WWE?

#There are always whispers about people leaving companies #but they all seemed convinced that Drew was gone #Wrestling Whispers are Weird #The Human Speaks #Drew McIntyre #WWE

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#Wrestling segments I think about daily…

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*SWISH*

#Adrian was always THAT bitch #and he'll always be THAT bitch... #(^Said with the upmost affection^) #WWF #Adrian Adonis

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#I need ^Kevin goes to a Zoo^ to be an entire show...

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cactus jack

ecw hardcore tv — may 13, 1995

#Ultimate Gender #I see Cactus Jack #and I get the urge to grow my hair out... #(This is a VERY short-lived urge) #ECW #Cactus Jack #Faces of Foley

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#Would you guys still like me if I said something Unhinged? #Many thoughts. Nothing respectful. #^Sighs in Queer^ #BCC #Claudio Castagnoli

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Raise your hand if you’re fucking devastated by the release of Cameron Grimes 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

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this man is going through IT

#Somebody get Paul to Dr Shelby…

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#Sitting in his lap would fix me… #We don’t talk about Bret in WCW for ^reasons^ #Emotional Support Canadian #WCW #Bret Hart