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Oh no…

Oh noooooooooooooo

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how next episodes going to go

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YALL WE GOT TO SEE ECHOS EARS AGAIN. WE ARE BEING SO FED

ALSO HIM STEALING THE DROIDS HAND HES SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM

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remember when nico told jason "yeah i had a crush on percy back then, but i was young and impressionable, i already got over it"? brother in christ you're still, like, thirteen, why are you talking about your elementary school crush like he's your ex-wife whose betrayal made you vow to never love again

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I want baby zillo beast to wreck vengeance upon tantiss like it's godzilla having a party in new york

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(warning: the volume is pretty high so put your device on like 2)

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Every friend group should have;

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gay

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That feeling when a fandom got you on a chokehold so bad that you started being active on tumblr again, resurfacing to the streets of tumblr like that one character that everyone thought was dead.

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Emerie Karr: It's a shame Omega's gone, but at least now I can focus on my work instead of children.

Royce Hemlock: Congratulations, you're now in charge of thirteen Force sensitive children. Try to not get attached to these ones.

Emerie Karr: ...

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the only good thing that came out of this episode

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Jedi Padawans have the classic sitcom bag-of-flour baby assignment to ensure they're prepared to look after young ones in emergency situations

this assessment is not one of the many canceled or postponed during the war

which means that when Ahsoka is abruptly deployed dirtside along with her Master, Grandmaster, and the 501st, she had to scramble to find an appropriate babysitter for her sack of flour

desperate, she tossed it to Commander Cody, who was staying aboard the Negotiator to oversee the campaign, with only a frantic list of the required steps to take care of it while she was gone

when she returns several days later, Cody has painted the sack 212th gold and constructed a sling to carry it around on his front while he keeps his hands free for work

judging by the rank pins attached to the front, the sack of flour is now a lieutenant

once Obi-Wan's heart eyes abate enough, though, it becomes clear to him that Cody and the 212th troopers have not understood that the sack of flour is not, in fact, a literal Jedi tubie

and none of the Jedi or their siblings in the 501st have the heart to correct them, so they let them keep the thing, stomping on the feet of anyone who tries to ask too many questions about their new mascot

once the war ends, Obi-Wan discreetly replaces the sack with a Jedi chrecheling in the middle of the night, having resigned himself to raising another too-young-Padawan

Reva, for her part, is all to happy to gleefully coat herself in flour for the occasion

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How do Rex/Wolffe/Gregor girlies sleep knowing they're safe for the Bad Batch finale:

How do Hunter/Wrecker/Crosshair/Echo/Howzer/Cody girlies sleep:

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Me suffering of IBS when tomorrow there will be waiting 2 episodes of TBB who are supposedly “the darkest piece of animated Star Wars ever made bla bla bla everything is going to end and burn and die etc…”:

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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

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Crosshair, comming the squad chat: I'm tired of you fake Ratatouille fans thinking the rat's name is Ratatouille

Tech: I ONLY SAID THAT ONCE

Hunter: IT'S 3AM

Wrecker: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

[Wrecker has been removed from the group chat]

Crosshair: I've had it

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if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif