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Swifties have all lost their damn minds because it’s RIGHT. THERE. YOU. DAMN. MORONS.

Taylor’s probably laughing her ass off at how gullible and stupid her fans are.

Or screaming into a pillow.

Or both. Probably both.

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“omg guys she’s been secretly in love with ratty since the 1989 era awwe 🥺🥺”

gaylors:

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you know why a lot of poets were tortured??? bc they were ga-

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oh my GOD

she’s literally insane

bonus points:

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The happiest Taylor

Down Bad just reminds me a lot of the times when our girls were still out in the open, in plain sight.

Cause fuck it, I was in love

So fuck you if I can't have us

Just some very nostalgic gifs in the kaylorverse. I would give anything just to see our girls smile like this again 🤞

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This absolutely breaks my heart 😭

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So hang on, hang on, lemme make sure I’m getting this right. So she’s in a psych ward. In a wedding gown. And she takes the “miracle move on drug” the “forget him” pill of which the effects are temporary. Right, right. And then she’s set free, and immediately walks into a sterile office in a VICTORIAN MOURNING gown! And sits down to start working away on her typewriter. She’s writing, and she loves her muse, and it’s ruining her life. Okay. And then she and the muse are laying on the papers, in love. The pages of her work, her diary, her songs, THE FILES!! And they’re together, and the pages are flying around them, blocking them from the camera, okay? You still with me? She reaches for the muse and then she’s getting electric shock therapy?? With curly hair?? Okay. Okay. And again, loving the muse is ruining her life. And all the doctors, the people closest to her, run away scared when the electricity short circuits or whatever, and the muse is the only one who notices and stops it from killing her!!! The muse is in a (glass) phone booth, and Taylor is sitting right on top, but out of view from the muse. And they are in the middle of NOWHERE. The rust that grew between telephones??? And then we’re back in the office, and she’s pulling all the files out of the drawers!! In the mourning gown again!!! And she’s letting them out, ruining the sterility, and she’s freaking out, sobbing. And then she’s facing the camera, stone cold, letting the files swirl around her, now out in the open ON FIRE I MIGHT ADD. And back in the psych ward in the wedding dress, she breaks the glass to escape, to bolt?? And then, once the files are free, once the glass is broken, once the muse steps out of the glass!! Then she can touch the muse. Then she can touch the muse. Somebody give me an oxygen mask, holy shit

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IYKYK 🥺

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Not the dinosaur costume this past Halloween… 😭

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god guilty as sin is so GAY

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Getting through the album and WOW

Is it just me or is she raging at all of the fans/media, people in the industry, who have kept her….caged? Her relationship with the world as Taylor TM?!

This album ain’t about MH or JA or a love interest… oh no.

Holy shit. She’s pissed. I’m here for it. We love you girl. 🫶🏼

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Taylor writing Down Bad, a song with a metaphorical alien abduction plot-line where the alien probes her but like in a very sexy way that Taylor is tremendously down bad for and then assigning a twin reference to said alien when there is more than three years worth of 'twin reference = Karlie' discourse in her fandom might just be one of the funniest things that Taylor has ever done in her entire life 🙈

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I learned today, on the 9 year anniversary of this fundraiser event in London, that this green dress is what a lot of people think inspired the song Dress. 🤔 Is it the full length front zip? What do my tumblr peeps think?