kcscannell

[kcscannell]

...8️⃣ years ago today, we went “Facebook Official” and my life changed forever... thank you for being the best person, best friend, and BEST WIFE a schlub like me could ever ask for, @ashley_scannell ♥️ love you, ashley - always & forever - happy date-a-verse, sweet pea...🥰 (at Berkeley, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAnkKR8F2Bh/?igshid=7rt7gdysdjwt

[kcscannell]

😤...stop! or my mom will cough!...😤 . (Alt captions: 😤“hack from the hip” / “I COUGHED the sheriff” / “never bring a knife to virus-fight”😤) (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAnX_aDgRki/?igshid=1ebgprnzh5rj6

[kcscannell]

😎🔥trap or cap...or bob?🔥🤔 (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAibZbMgfRR/?igshid=bjfccpu9dt7d

[kcscannell]

🐷🥴...i’m an “essential PORKER”...🥴🐷 . (Alt Captions include: “I need HAM sanitizer” —— “CoronaPIE-rus” —— “Waiting on my SLIM-ulus” —— “BOVINE-19”) (at Alameda, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAbmUwlAlbV/?igshid=k2giubmje5mf

[kcscannell]

🤔👶...this MUSK be some kind of mistake...👶🤔 (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_5IYraF61y/?igshid=22elzkhh0ghe

[kcscannell]

🍻mini-keg* got some DOPE handle art today - thanks to my insanely talented wife, @ashley_scannell 🧑🏻‍🎨 . (((brew is “Karakuchi” by @hermitagebrewingsj 🍺🙏))) . *(...and this @krupsusa mini-keg from @hopsy_beer is the best “Quarantine Purchase” I’ve made - hands down) (at Alameda, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_oMHhgFlK9/?igshid=1ebsgnx1mqxhs

[kcscannell]

🇺🇸🤔...living the american ‘tine...🤔🇺🇸 (at Alameda, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DOjq_FV19/?igshid=14m9kdc9n2xpf

[kcscannell]

🍽 3 ‘Tine Chili 🍽 . . (grub by my lovely wife @ashley_scannell 👩🏻‍🍳) (at Alameda, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_A8_RvF278/?igshid=mb208vfxfnfk

[kcscannell]

🤙🩳 baggy shorts & shirts all damn day 🩳🤙 (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-e7ksyFizN/?igshid=wwc4rcpriqyy

[kcscannell]

🥳HUUUUUUGGEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL BETTER HALF @ashley_scannell 🥳 you make every second of every day amazing just by being you. Thank you for being the best wife a schlubby dude could ask for... love you, forever + always, sweet pea 🥰😍🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-PgHC1FUfy/?igshid=v3iw7v0ohzov

[kcscannell]

🚫🗣 life is but a ‘tine🗣🚫 (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-ABvVOlMrr/?igshid=18trio9gl1x2k

[kcscannell]

🦴L A Z Y - B O N E Z🦴 (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Xm4KGlbwZ/?igshid=103zf3joadv3b

[kcscannell]

🤦‍♂️dang...i feel like a real bumbaclaat🤦‍♂️ (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B89oxqnF0xp/?igshid=1e2tqgu6dnv8a

[kcscannell]

...it’s like snoozing under woven quicksand... (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7WhgwGlATy/?igshid=mln7n2nrbh0e

[kcscannell]

📖👉 “70” 🍑📖 . . . . So, for our first anniversary, my lovely wife (@ashley_scannell ) surprised me with a #cameo from our favorite #90DayFiance couple, @annie_suwan_toborowsky & @toborowsky_david - we can’t help but laugh our asses off every time we watch it. I’m so lucky to be married to such a caring, thoughtful, all around BADASS woman. Thank you for being you, sweet pea. I “owe ya one” 😂🤣😂🤣👉🍑😳 (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7PfjYwFKrS/?igshid=1axedcbkg6od

#cameo #90dayfiance

[kcscannell]

😷🤢...I swear, if I randomly see this poor woman get doused by some dude’s “Head Cheese” again, I’m going to lose my goddamn mind (and my lunch)...😷🤮 (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6o_X7jFfjE/?igshid=1itm7w22rtvta

[kcscannell]

💻🤨“feeling some TYPE of way”🤨💻 (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6elr4sFtHV/?igshid=javtm1zgu7ou