so i went to my local dollar store the other day nd found these g4.5 pony blind bag thingies for like $3 each
nd first of all lemme tell u, these are not high quality figures, but fuck if i didnt want a little twilight sparkle figure for my desk. so i was reasonable and got only 2 packs instead of All Of Them and figured it was 2 tries at a 1/4 chance, whatever right? best case scenario i get twi and rarity, worst case i get 2 rainbow dash
well as soon as i thought the worst case into existence i KNEW i fucked up. in that moment i was one with the universe and the universe was in my bones and i had tempted fate herself and was going to pay the price
i went home and opened the bags.
and i got 2 rainbow dash.
okay!! fine!!! weāre going to do it this way, are we? like no flame to rd, it just so happens if u have 6 main characters in a show and rank them, one of them is gonna b at the bottom of my list and thats ok! itās just id really rather have a twilight sparkle figure please and thank you
so i went back to the store a day later and bought 3 more packs. each one a 1/4 chance for twilight sparkle. and as i was walking home i thought to myself:
āman, itād b funny if this time i got every other figure except for twilightā
well guess what?
i got a rarity, a pinkie, and another rainbow dash :)
i tempted fate again and yknow what? thats on me! fool me once shame on me and all that, i had it coming. so now im here with my 3 rainbow dashes and 0 twilight sparkles and my crippling gacha addiction gene rearing its head for the first time since i managed to quit spending irl money on pngs of anime girls in 2019
i went back to the store.
i bought all the remaining bags they had.
i had 5 more tries. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a twilight sparkle figure. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a SINGLE figurine of my favourite character, and 5 more 1/4 chances to get yet another one of my least favourite.
i figured this time the odds were in my favour. i may have passed stats on a technicality, but at least i figured iād given myself the best odds i could. and in my hubris i thought to myself:
āat least thereās no way theyāre all rainbow dashā
well :)
i clearly hadnt learned my lesson
iād tempted fate again, and FUCK if she doesnt know how to commit to the bit because,
i walked home from the dollar store.
i opened the last 5 bags.
and all of them were fucking rainbow dash.
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OH. BOY. Im gonna make some hedge-hog stew. To-day. It's my favorite thing to do.
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She has quickly become my nieceās fav char 8)
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click āagree on terms of serviceā because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didnāt Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
Itās graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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Have you played UPRIVER, DOWNRIVER
By Ella Watts
All youāve ever known is the Great River.
Gather your crew and swear a magical Oath ā to each other, to your ship, and to your goal to reach the Source of the River or cross the horizon of the Sea. No one has ever found the Source and no one has ever come back from the Sea. Journey to four locations along the River, each tied to one of the major arcana, never moving backwards and never lingering for more than 72 hours, but impacting life on the River all the same.
Your time on the River is short, but that it is insignificant.
Upriver, Downriver uses a combination of polyhedral dice and tarot cards to guide the narrative through four to twelve 3-4 hour sessions.
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Big!! Beanie!! Bettas!!!
They're looking for homes over at my webbed site Palaeoplushies.com
:C
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it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that
you're gonna get tired very quickly
tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads toā
you're not gonna be as composed as you expect
humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)
DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)
DO GET A SPEAR
knights are faster than you think
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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
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Source smoothdunk on twitter
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasnāt good enough to get into heavenā¦ or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didnāt really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think āThe rapture happened and Iāve been abandoned by God! Iāll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!ā
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
Itās a good thing I didnāt understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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started watching mlp for the first time i dont know why i havent ,anyway
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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character š”" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent
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MIKU MIKU BEAM š§”š¤š©·
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Had to draw this wonderful interaction between @kingcatnine and @musclemanveryregular
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