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Me waiting for a text back like

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do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

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The most iconic part of Parks and Rec was when Mark said “see you later” and they literally never mentioned him again

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Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

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She’s procrastinating

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“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

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your 20's be like

me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing

*new problem appears*

me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K

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Cat-like reflexes.