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it’s like every month there’s some shit from the us that’s like “congressman for iowa john hamburger has introduced the Put Everyone Into A Meat Grinder bill (s.911) & it’s about to get passed to the senate everyone call your reps now!!!” & it’s something that affects the entire world

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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

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Playing as Karlach is so fun because when you meet Wyll in the grove for the first time, instead of explaining the misunderstanding, you can just be like “ really? You’re gonna kill me in front of all these kids?” and he’ll go “yeah you’re right I probably shouldn’t kill you in front of all these kids, let’s reschedule that, have a nice day.”

#I love them SO much together #by far my favourite companions (and Halsin but it's not about him)

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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Awww shit yall know what it is

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Sewing machines are like printers, they work perfectly fine until they start smelling your fear

#not mine though I've got a 64 year old Pfaff #and even though it knows I'm deathly afraid of it (it once gave me a concussion) it's the nicest sewing machine I ever worked with #the needles on the other hand are little bitches

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Our queen

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An unpredictable move

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Nursing home staff finding ways to keep their charges engaged and entertained.

Slingshot on the walker is my fav I think.

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

#dude I once found the depths of the astrology fandom and let me tell you some of them really are like that

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy