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Why men great til they gotta be great?

My favorite musical artist was playing in my town Friday night and I got to boogie with all my best friends! A little cherry on top was I also got to boogie with this hottie at the show. A very tall, dark, and handsome cherry on top! He was a good addition to the already amazing night, but once we I left I assumed it was the last time that I would see him.

There was an afterparty featuring the guitarist at a bar nearby that that me and friends went to. Lo and behold, that beautiful man was there too! Didn’t see him until my group was leaving because our ride had arrived. We shoot the shit very quickly and I asked for his number. Oh, as he was giving me his number he asked if I was bi. I let him know that I was not, not thinking anything of it because that’s all that was said. It was such a rushed process, but it was successful. SO I THOUGHT! I didn’t save his number or text/call him either. I honestly took no action. I was so bummed :( my friends were all like “if it’s meant to be, fate will cross your paths” blah blah you know that usual stuff you tell your friends.

So I wake up the next afternoon (lol long night) and I have a notification from Instagram that somebody followed me, AND IT WAS HIM! He found me! I slid into his DMs to let him know I lost his number, he said he thought that I might have and kindly gave me his number again. We were texting a little bit, I proposed we get together. Convo stopped. But I post a bomb picture on Instagram late night and he likes it 😒 no communication at all the next day.

Then this morning I wake to 3 big texts from him. He basically tells me that he’s in a relationship, well it’s a “semi open relationship” so that’s why he gave me his number. But he thinks I seem “cool as fuck. And sorry it couldn’t work out” oh and that he “appreciates the open communication” stfu, wtf were you open about?! Aaaaand he unfollowed me on Instagram lol.

Anywho, it’s Monday and this boy sent me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions the whole weekend. So I need to sit my ass down and blast some Lizzo until I remember fully that men are absolute shit and that I’m 100% that bitch.

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Enjoying the last legal joint before leaving Colorado.

#birthdaydoobie #denver #coloradocannabis

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right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

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Water signs are the cat at the bottom stairs

Fire signs are the cat being pulled away

Air sighs are the dog pulling the cat away

Earth signs are the dog in the back

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how much for a gram of attention

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buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

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good cat

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what the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

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Faig Ahmed “Osho” handmade woolen carpet at the Frieze Art Fair NYC.

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Taiwanese Couple Hilariously Parodies #FollowMeTo Couple

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“What else could I do? You could try again.”

— John Steinbeck, East of Eden