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Today's Seal Is: On Its Smoke Break

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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

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2005

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I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

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tumblr sucks man add me on discord @CodedLemons

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anybody remember Voltron? that wild son of a gun. it had 8 seasons over the span of 2 years

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Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool

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I'm technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal

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😭😭😭😭

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a collection of vaguely related commercial screenshots i have taken over the years please do not ask me about them

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Reblog if this would work on you