dungeon yuri
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can you please elaborate on the fuck stool im so confused
no.
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get yourself a man who crumples like a soggy piece of paper
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Wouldn't it be so fucked up if Arthur got Kayne the stone and he gave Faroe back as promised and she was just off, different, not the daughter he raised, not Faroe. That would be soooooo fucked up right
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The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.
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the intense transgender allegory of youtube to mp3 converter
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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams
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So many of my friends are literally puppies. I should be allowed to pet them all day
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last words of a shooting star
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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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when I first joined the Malevolent official discord in April 2021, there were some goofs being made about fanfiction and I made a quip about tender hand holding. HG send me this file the very next day.
Transcript:
Arthur: I- I don't understand-
John: I want you to hold my hand, Arthur.
Arthur: Okay!
John: Tenderly.
(Music starts playing)
Arthur: All right.
John: How does it...how does it make you feel?
Arthur: It's...nice. I quite like it.
John: Me too.
(dramatic clang sound effect, music fades out)
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Arthur Lester's qualities include doglike obedience to authority and demonic disregard for authority
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