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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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I know it’s really petty but if someone is doing a tiktok bit where they’re portraying multiple characters and they break the 180 rule I go absolutely feral

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I have reached the absolute.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Statements I would absolutely love to see:

Person has grudge on inanimate object. This takes over their life.

Itching

My house hates me oh god oh god

My computer is fucking BLEEDING

I keep causing people's deaths and I don't know why I swear it's accidental

Trapeze artist dies falling from the trapeze over and over again

Teeth

#'my body is not my own and it knows it' is just the average Deltarune Kris & Red Soul interaction

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tumblr are you telling me something

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thanks for the submission!

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thanks for the submission!

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im hunting americans

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube

Known as the Jarkov Mammoth, this specimen was found in Siberia. The 23 tonne block of mud and ice was lifted to an ice cave where the mammoth inside was recovered and studied.