I feel like House would learn tone tags and their meanings but only for the bit. Like “Why the fuck did you test for Lupus? Did I use /srs? That’s what I fucking thought” Or he just writes the most obscene and erotic letter to Wilson and at the end puts /j. Wilson reads through it foaming at the mouth but once he gets to the end he just smacks his head against his desk repeatedly
thinking about house and his lonely childhood. thinking about wilson and his lonely childhood. thinking about the two of them meeting and finally finding someone who understands them and wants them back.