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call me kirby the way i’m about to go mouthful mode

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I drink all this goddamn water and for what. Just to piss? This planet is a prison

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me at a college party: hi can you play enchanted by taylor swift

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Ending is sad: ouch

Ending is happy: nice

Ending is bittersweet: I'm going to think about this every day for the rest of my life

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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Like, shit man!

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at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

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character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn’t it

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It's really funny to see leftists on here to clarify what high income bracket does and does not qualify as "eat the rich" because like, you know that statement doesn't mean literally killing and eating rich people based on income, right?

The phrase originates from a Jean-Jacques Rousseau quote: "When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich." Basically, it's saying that when the masses reach a state of desperation in poverty they will turn against and fight those oppressing them to get the life they deserve. There is no income calculation, it's about the position someone holds in society resulting from wealth and how they exploit people for profit.

People really just took the guillotine jokes and assumed someone is actually going to show up to your house and guillotine you for having money in the 21st century under a modern capitalist system. That wouldn't even end capitalism, ffs. The system in which people can acquire such a place in society is the problem. If you actually kill Jeff Bezos someone will take his place.

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“China produces more rainbow flags than anyone. My nightmare is there is a factory with nearly slave labor, forced to live within the factory complex and get up every morning and have to churn out more and more rainbow tchotchkes.” He says he didn’t create the rainbow flag in order for others to profit off of “rainbow junk”.

He is horrified by some of the things he has seen. He says, “Walking down Castro Street, I can’t pay my rent, but I see rainbow dildos in the shop windows and rainbow keychains, rainbow rings, rainbow candles and so on.” He said it is similar to when the best music ends up as elevator music. He is gratified that the power of the rainbow caught on as rings, but that power can be diluted by over-commercialization.”

— gilbert baker, the creator of the rainbow pride flag

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Sensory overload feels like content aware scaling

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bert and ernie go to ikea

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i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

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this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .