Goals 🙇 by Thomas Sanders
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Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google
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“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”
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I work in a pizza place and we took our chicken broccoli alfredo off the menu. Then this happened.
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alternatively known as murder
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One of my favorite Chris Pratt tweets
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bc sometimes texting is just so impersonal.
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