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Shrek (2001)
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Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language
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I haven't actually read amber skies. why should I?
Honestly I don't have any cool elevator pitch for it. All I ask is that you try to read the first chapter, give it a fair shot, and if it doesn't hook you, it doesn't hook you! And that's okay!
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ID: A post on subreddit r/TwoSentenceHorror
text: "I work night shift at a hospital. And some times I hear screaming but I work alone."
... followed by a comment responding to that post, written by "Fork_Master"
text: "Those are the patients you dumb fuck"
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Every piece of dogshit art makes the world a better place to live. Better to create poorly than not at all.
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Gonna be 1000% with you guys. Gonna speak my truth here. People who act like armpits as a sex thing is like this weird crazy thing are the ones who are weird actually. Sexualizing the armpit is intuitive. When you're attracted to someone you like how they smell. Like ??? This is just how sex is. Humans are just like that. Faggots understand this
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Pspsps sca people i must summon you for help once again, i have questions. Also calligraphy people for my third question
1. I'm making a 12th century bliaut and i want to put trim on the neck and sleeves, where can i find trim that's roughly appropriate for that time? Or what kind of thing should i look for?
2. Relatedly, how do i do a keyhole neckline? Every time i try to cut a slit and finish it, it goes badly, and I'd really like one on here.
3. I want to start doing calligraphy with pretty inks, but i don't know where to start with getting pens for it, until now I've mainly used the marker kind. Do i need to do a dip pen, or is there a way to get pretty ink into cartridges? And what kinds of pens are good?
Thank you!
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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?
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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.
The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.
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That packaging just screams "you're gonna give up on this so here's some nomral brushes as a consolation prize".
I got a new toy today. Already, I'm skeptical...
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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
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