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WHOLESOME BRUCE AND DAMIAN WAYNE IDEA!!

To keep Damian's need to kill at bay, Bruce gets Damian a retractable toy knife and lets him stab his arm whenever Damian's upset.

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Damian does NOT get enough credit for being the funniest child alive.

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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

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Time meassured in Robins and Commissioner Gordon’s Hair. EDIT PATCH NOTES: Added steph.

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Even as adults, they keep arguing.

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There is no way that this is the first time that Bruce has done this.

There is also no way that the first time Bruce did this wasn’t to Jason, who was being a little shit after already trying to steal the batmobiles tires and then refused to put his seat belt on.

Bruce’s dad humor is a special brand - funny, educational, and likely to include a self induced injury of some kind.

Later Hal complains that if he’d known Bruce had 10,000 kids he would have taken his buckle up warning more seriously.

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There are a few things about this panel that absolutely crack me up:

1. First and foremost, Damian being thrilled that his older brother just gave his father a concussion - not sure if that’s because he knows he gets to get away with more shit on patrol now that it will just be Dick taking him, or if he’s planning on using Bruce’s disoriented state to ask for another cow, but the kid is pumped

2. That Bruce is literally resigned to the fact that Dick is going to go off script and get too excited about sparring and makes a literal joke about his son giving him a concussion (because part of him is still a little proud that Dick managed to get one over on him)

3. Dick’s just like, oops, my bad dad lmao

Bonus, I imagine Dick helps Bruce upstairs to get some ice and Alfred just looks at them, sighs and goes, “Again, Master Dick?” and Dick just shrugs sheepishly, “He’s the one always saying expect the unexpected!”

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Jason: My bad.

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Gotham Knights #4

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Batman and Robin (2009) #24

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Honestly Damian, you’re going to have to try harder to garner alarm. This is the man who raised Dick Grayson after all. 

Hanging from a window? No problem.

Try swinging from a chandelier high enough to break your neck as well as be cut to ribbons because you’re under the impression you can fly, and then Bruce will consider being alarmed.

Honestly, I love Dick, I really do but he must have been a nightmare child. Especially for someone as introverted and quiet as Bruce (and Alfred too). There are so many more examples of this, I mean, I’m sure he cartwheeled across the batmobile, had the worst drama with his teenage crushes…

Please feel free to add how raising Dick Grayson pretty much inured Bruce to any craziness his later kids could bring!

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Bruce: One day, you'll have children and it will be me laughing at you.

Clark: Yes, but I won't have 12, so I will still be laughing.

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I saw this gif while innocently looking for pictures of Wonder Woman and two things happened:

1. I started shipping Christian Bale’s Batman and Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman so hard I gave myself whiplash 

2. I realized that if this had ever happened, Michael Caine’s Alfred would have been Mulan’s grandmother in the back of every interaction yelling “WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?”

Side note I also realized that that would make Batman Mulan and Wonder Woman Li Shang (with Robin as Mushu of course) and life now has meaning.

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Thinking about that one time in JL TAS when Batman thought Wonder Woman was buried under rubble and literally dug through it with his bare hands until she climbed out and then proceeded to hide his hands from her. Thinking about how it took Flash (2) minutes of talking to get him to go to Flash Appreciation Day and drag Orion along with him. Thinking about how Batman, literally he squishiest and most vulnerable member of the team, shot Martian Manhunter and the Flash away from the Watchtower so he could crash it into the enemy’s doomsday weapon, KNOWING he was far more likely to die than those two. Thinking about how on Superman’s birthday he personally delivered cash, knowing it was a shit gift, to him in the Fortress of Solitude because  he didn’t know how to give it otherwise. Thinking about how Batman is aware that he probably won’t ever fix Gotham, but still goes out and does it anyway because every life he saves is another life that won’t end up like his. Thinking about how Batman’s greatest strength is not his intelligence, or his skill, or his willpower, but his compassion for life even at its ugliest.

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Mighty Nein to finish the CR campaign group shots I've done!

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Watch your momentum.

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Yeah, no.

There. I fixed it.