something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*
my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is......... something
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>:3
Daddy: *goes to get stuffed animal from shelf*
Me: no daddy, you cant get that one.
Daddy: why not, princess?
Me: because hes in jail.
Daddy: oh, why, princess?
Me: because he murdered a man.
Daddy: okay, princess, i love you, but what the fuck
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She’s going down a dark path…
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Me before going anywhere in public 🌱💨💀
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WHEN HE HIT THAT HIGH NOTE
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