never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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i must not get mad at mischaracterization of blorbo online. getting mad at mischaracterization of blorbo online is the mind-killer. getting mad at mischaracterization of blorbo online is the little-death that brings total obliteration. how many times am i going to type this long fucking phrase. oh wait copy paste. i forgor
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should i get into bird watching?
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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I'm never leaving
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation
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Some guy on Twitter had his wife go to the Columbia protests with a shirt that had “JEW” written on it in big letters and the video was the biggest flop bc he kept having to turn the camera around so that signs like “JEWS FOR A FREE PALESTINE” wouldn’t be in the shot.
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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.
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she’s happy that I’m back!
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Producing a musical with a war criminal is really hitting the bottomest of the bottom for me
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