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lady on the phone: i’m looking for a book I think it’s called bounty hunters

me: (oh lord) okay do you have the author or maybe like a character from the book you know?

lady: it’s dog the bounty hunter

me: okay………(catalog search returns nothing) (a search for his real name returns nothing)

lady: his real name is ozzy osbourne

me: (IT IS NOT) i’m gonna transfer you to the reference desk (i can’t deal with this right now)

#i am bad for public libraries because i can’t keep a straight face for interactions like this #i am good at public libraries because i know how to kind my business when people are being weird

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update slept for 13 hours and i think i sweat out a fever and now i feel like a new woman

i feel like i’ve been run over by a car sos

#feeling: better

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i feel like i’ve been run over by a car sos

#haven’t felt this exhausted in so long

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me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

#love u babes

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#well when you injure your knee and wear a brace you can’t wear your 3 jeans #so you have to buy a few wide leg pants #specifically the wild fable cargos #and you go on with your life

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i love my girlfriend but babe is driving 85 miles an hour through mid missouri and the wind is crazy so we’ve almost died about 5 times now

#i’m scared :)

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reblog for bigger sample size

#my bookmarks are between me and god

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“continue straight for 96 miles” okay perf

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#it’s 5:30am and I don’t want to get up

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happy lesbian visibility week

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The Magician - Ahsoka Tano

The central figure depicts someone with one hand pointed to the sky, while the other hand points to the ground, as if to say "as above, so below". This is a rather complicated phrase, but its summarization is that earth reflects heaven, the outer world reflects within, the microcosm reflects the macrocosm, earth reflects God. It can also be interpreted here that The Magician symbolizes the ability to act as a go-between between the world above and the living world. 

Thank you to everyone who voted on the thumbnails!! (I know the vote is still going on.. im a fool who decided to let it last a week, number one was very much winning here and on instagram)

I will definitely be putting up polls for future cards, right now im deciding if i want to spin a wheel for the next card or do them in order lol

I hope everyone likes this one :D When reading the description of the card I felt like it really sounded like Ahsoka to me, "the Magician is the representation of pure Willpower" was a big selling point for me, and her innate connection to the WBW/The Force felt like a good Star Wars substitute for the heavens :))

ohh and I incorporated @techwrecker ‘s idea!! It’s a little minuscule but the card name is also in Aurabesh at the bottom :3

#oops ate the art

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had to text my boss that I was Scared of Driving and I’d be late 😔✊🏻

#life is literally so embarrassing

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#me at pt

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(Hit it like) hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom (Get it hot) get it hot like Papa John (Make a bitch) make a bitch go on and on (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon!

Chappell Roan - Femininomenon

#FUGLY JEANS ‼️‼️

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if you dont get a little parasocial are they really your mutual

#that’s my fucking bestie what do you mean

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Me right now