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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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so does les

hi! just in case you forgot:

sarah jacobs & katherine plumber deserve the world

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DIBS ON KATHERINE

when they revive newsies

I’m going to play Smalls and Elmer

@timesarehardfornewsies is going to play Medda

and @we-dont-sell-papes is going to play Davey

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YES

Would y’all be interested if I posted a short story I have?? 

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MIKE FAIST LAST SHOW AUDIO

cast info for traders:

DEH l Broadway l May 13, 2018 l M4A

notes: Mike Faist’s last show

cast: Taylor Trensch, Laura Dreyfuss, Jennifer Laura Thompson, Rachel Bay Jones, Mike Faist, Asa Sommers (s/b Larry Murphy), Phoenix Best, Will Roland

master: @/conartistmurphy on instagram

PLEASE GIFT THIS OUT, MASTER WANTS IT TO BE SHARED, NOT FOR SALE

act 1: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xHSU7tQWrqHBsOUaeRMVJP-Gjl03XC1h

act 2: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1VIMw57VSlPuGcv3b7BPptFpVPORXDYsH

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I am my own mood.

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Good point. Well, try to sleep a bit more tonight. Sleep deprivation isn’t ok.

Let’s play a game, what time did I go to bed last night?

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Trick question: you didn’t.

Let’s play a game, what time did I go to bed last night?

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reblog for a picture of ben tyler cook (and possible others) in your inbox

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I have a scar on the side of my face from my cat having a nightmare while sleeping on my head and biting my cheek multiple times.

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

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Lafayette, to John: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room

Alex: *blurts out* impossible, he can’t kiss himself

John: *blushes furiously*

Alex: *also blushes furiously*

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Spot, in the middle of a party: cut the music, cut the music *music stops* somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted. Now my sock is wet. Who the FUCK wanna die-

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What’s mine..?

I always wonder what it says I post about when you click the message button on my blog… like “Posts about #___ and #____” Like what would that be?

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From Erika Henningsen’s Instagram story • April 16, 2018

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jack: hey wanna see a picture of my cock?

albert: HELL no

jack: (slides this) picture of my cock

albert: that’s a chicken motherfucker

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Please explain what love feels like.

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I’m trying

Can a gay person please run for president it would be appreciated