I love the characterization of Lae'zel as a deliberate, reasonable person who through no fault of her own is wrong about almost everything
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Garfield the deals warlock: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “voidfish ichor” 😳💊 you’ll be knowing what they don’t want you to know 💯👨💻
Tres horny boys: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude we gotta stop the hunger from eating the universe
The red robe hovering ominously in the corner: Lucretia is lying to you
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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed
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He's not a model, he's a wizard and a chef. (yea the hair thingies are different lengths I'm still thinking it over)
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Once upon a time…
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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM
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I want to train a robot to think like me, randomly generate how many logic leaps between point A and point B
That way I can have the worst fucking conversation of my life
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Jon “let’s gouge our eyes out and make out” Sims
And
Martin “let’s go full kill bill” Blackwood
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pretty normal podcast listening experience i think,
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his ass is NOT grant o’brien!!!!
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Trust no cat
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He Michaels on my Shelley til I Spiral.
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Martin: *does anything for Jon, ever*
Jon's default three responses:
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