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don’t ask questions just take it
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they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng
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i love this image (not sure who made it but god bless them)
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tumblr is the only social media site that doesn't crack down on threats of violence because its denizens only do it in very drawn out and lamely prosaic ways that if read aloud during litigation couldn't reasonably be ruled out as just being an insufferable homosexual's creative writing exercise
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It’s absurd how many communication mediums have been ruined by advertising, spam, and scams. Most of the mail you get is junk, most of the emails you get are junk, most of the phone calls you get are from bots, even a good portion of the text messages I receive are spam of some kind. If they ever invent a way to transmit thoughts directly between persons (not something I would even want) it would immediately be used to beam advertising into your brain. Hell companies are already researching to see if it’s possible to put ads in our dreams. Nothing is free from capitalism and nothing is sacred
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Lots of Reddit threads on FFN recently having trouble.
Last May there were posts about FFN being abandoned. Anyone have links to those?
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this is very very accurate… i have magenta and neon yellow hair and my glasses are heart shaped…
let’s see paul allen’s mall-based outfit
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Likes charge reblogs cast 🥳🥳🥳
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I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"
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I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it
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I’ve been waiting a year to post this
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snoopy goes grocery shopping at . at the snoopermarket
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i’m finally able to get new milk tomorrow bc i finally have a car in order to drive and get it. but i made an appointment to go and curbside pick it up and i’m super nervous i won’t be on time. i’m also nervous they’ll take my card and it’ll decline or like randomly stop working and i would feel so embarrassed
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girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor
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