kracko-real

[kracko-real]

Mr. Shine 🌕: I’m gonna do something really cool with Mr. Bright! People are gonna love it!

Kracko 🌩️, not giving a shit: Think I’m gonna hover over North Eastern Popstar today

#bold of you to assume i didn't do it on purpose #•)

[kracko-real]

*rains harder*

🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

Who put this giant fucking rain cloud over my head, KRACKO!?? I'M NOT SAD!!

[kracko-real]

I'm willing to believe that it sometimes rains at Kirby's house and ONLY Kirby's house just because Kracko is that petty.

#shit they're onto me

[kracko-real]

WHAT DID I DOOOOOOO

[kracko-real]

Lightning bolt to the head

What is the coolest weapon and why is it a scythe

[kracko-real]

Fuck OFF, Gaia! I'm not getting you a fucking cheeseburger! Get your own and stop fucking messaging me!

[kracko-real]

I'll never tell you my secret technique!

when are they gonna make water of death

How would I know? I’m not evil! Find someone evil and ask them.

[kracko-real]

Yeess >¢]

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

WAAAAAAAAAAA—! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 ─=≡Σ((( つ＞＜)つ

[kracko-real]

Lmao got em ggs

the others havent posted in a while haha 🌷🌸🌺🌹🥀🥰💐🌻💮🌼

the meat grinder.

-scarfy 6 🌸

[kracko-real]

AND he's annoying.

genuine question, why do you hate kirby so much?

Ugh, CLEARLY you haven't met him. Either that or you're as clueless as the rest of this pathetic planet.

I bet you can't even imagine what it feels like to be frozen solid, shot in the eye, burned, electrocuted, crushed, bashed, stabbed in the eye, blown up, jumped into, bounced into, shot again, scattered in the wind, whipped, parasol-ed??, pinched, conked, ionized, scalded, screamed at, jabbed, spun into, shot AGAIN, slashed, roundouse kicked AND slept on by the same stupid little pink child dozens of times over for 30 years of your eternal life.

God, how lucky you must be.

[kracko-real]

genuine question, why do you hate kirby so much?

Ugh, CLEARLY you haven't met him. Either that or you're as clueless as the rest of this pathetic planet.

I bet you can't even imagine what it feels like to be frozen solid, shot in the eye, burned, electrocuted, crushed, bashed, stabbed in the eye, blown up, jumped into, bounced into, shot again, scattered in the wind, whipped, parasol-ed??, pinched, conked, ionized, scalded, screamed at, jabbed, spun into, shot AGAIN, slashed, roundouse kicked AND slept on by the same stupid little pink child dozens of times over for 30 years of your eternal life.

God, how lucky you must be.

[kracko-real]

woah buddy calm down

MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUISNESS, SUNGLASSES MC'GEE!

[kracko-real]

YOU FUCKING SUCK I HATE YOU GEHWJAJSJDJDJDNNDJXJDNDNDJJDJELSJSJDJDJDNDNJRJRNRYSHSNENDJDNNDJDHDHDNRJBTHDHDHDHSBDNDNDGRRRRRGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAGAHDJDHSHSHSHGSGSJSJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJFJFUCNSBITCHSJSJDJDJDJDJDJJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{|{$=|[|{¥{¥=|=|{¥{¥=${$[${${${)#+£+£!#(#(#)#!£!"@(#(#/@!#😡😡😡🤬😡😠🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Um..m uh... Ice to meet you? hehe

TEN THOUSAND POWER ICE BLAST! ❄️🧊🧊🧊❄️❄️❄️💙💙🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊💙💙❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️💥💥💥💥💥

-@kirby-posting

OH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK YOU MAN THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THE WORST FUCKING GUY IN THE UNIVERSE I SWEAR TO GOD AS SOON AS I SUBLIMATE OUT OF THIS YOU'RE GETTING 12,000,000 VOLTS STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR PINK SQUISHY FLESH YOU CHILD OF A BITCH FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOUUU!!! FUCK YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢🍧

[kracko-real]

Um..m uh... Ice to meet you? hehe

TEN THOUSAND POWER ICE BLAST! ❄️🧊🧊🧊❄️❄️❄️💙💙🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊💙💙❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️💥💥💥💥💥

-@kirby-posting

OH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK YOU MAN THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THE WORST FUCKING GUY IN THE UNIVERSE I SWEAR TO GOD AS SOON AS I SUBLIMATE OUT OF THIS YOU'RE GETTING 12,000,000 VOLTS STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR PINK SQUISHY FLESH YOU CHILD OF A BITCH FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOUUU!!! FUCK YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢🍧

[kracko-real]

Shit fuck I thought you were someone else fuck I gotta get outta here

SURPRISE LIGHTNING BOLT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡-wait shit wrong guy

@kracko-posting

AUUAGAHHAGAH

[kracko-real]

That's the nicest thing I've heard all day 🥹

So often people will gaze upon the most wondrous beast and go “aah the horrors are upon us!” and “aah it’s so scary!” and I just look at them.

How can you find something so magnificent and call it horrifying? That’s like painting something beautiful and someone walks up to it and calls it abhorrent.

[kracko-real]

These dumbasses really think I'm bothered by the weather. Bitch, I am the weather.