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i hate having to code switch between my text messages. if i use "texting women" mode with men, they think i'm ditzy. if i use "texting men" mode with women, they think i'm rude. if i use "default" mode everyone thinks im weird. ugh.

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Alek Maduk by Alena Sazonova for Kaltblut Magazine April 2024

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i just remembered something from encanto which was kinda messed up. they got the doors which showed a depiction of them and their talents. the depiction was always shown at the age they are in the movie, so the kids had kids on their doors and the adults had adults.

you might think that maybe the depiction changes as they age, but actually it just shows the age they would be at when their house was destroyed. look at this.

i can't even BEGIN to describe the levels of paranoia that'd induce in me if i was in that family.

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Topic of the day: lesbian lizards.

There's a species of lizards that are entirely female (they really said no boys today honey) living in North America and Mexico. So how do they make baby lizards without males?

They reproduce by parthenogenesis (and are one of the few if not the only species of animal to reproduce only by this method). Parthenogenesis is a reproduction form where the female sexual cells develop without the masculine ones (eggs undergo a chromosome doubling after meiosis, developing into lizards without being fertilized), and it can happen in insects, birds, fishes and reptiles.

The desert grassland whiptail lizard (Aspidoscelis uniparens) does this, but! The ovulation is enhanced by female-female courtship and mating (pseudo-copulation) rituals that resemble the behavior other lizards that reproduce sexually.

So they are the absolute only-female lesbian queens.

#yeah i do this too actually #swag

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just lost a follower... haters we see you produce a clone of yourself from your own womb and flee in fear...

i'm pregnant and it's mine

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#parthenogenesis #swag

i'm pregnant and it's mine

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orgasm denial? literally thats literally the default state of life. that's just normal.

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i'm pregnant and it's mine

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can i gnaw a hole into your chest cavity and live inside of it or do i need to wait for the second date

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Carolein Smit - Rakker mit gouden trannen (Rascal with golden tears) (2009)

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“Nguyen Thi Hien, 19, head of the militia squad in Yen Vuc in Thanh Hoa Province, survived more than 800 airstrikes and was buried alive four times in B‑52 bomber attacks. 1966. Mai Nam/Patrick Chauvel Foundation” (x)

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https://www.tumblr.com/erros429/747308898749415424/you-ask-and-i-provide-dungeon-meshi-textposts

Hi Craig you made it into a meme compilation

everyone in this world wants me

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are you really a night person or are you staring at a hell rectangle til 2am because you have no control of your life and you're scared to start a new day

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little one

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The last time I drew something humanoid was more than a year ago so it was really nice to return to old ideas. There's some kind of story behind these characters but it's really vague because the initial purpose of this was to have fun drawing anthro bugs and anything else came in much later. I may or may not explore this further

I was able to get a scan of the page but I'm more used to taking photos (even though the result might look worse) so I'll leave them too just in case