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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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the dick must be insane

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Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

#me at you x

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if ur not transmasc idk that u can understand ben linus at all

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i think if i farted for a whole minute, that would make everything better

#so true bestie

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guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

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There is not a single person on that island that didn’t have mommy or daddy issues. Not one.

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hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

#us? x

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guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win

#us x

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I’m sorry

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He kinda looks like...

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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calling it jetlag is kinda funny as fuck actually

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why does every farming/life sim game have a different fishing mechanic and no tutorial for it. you pull out your fishing pole and click on the water and the next thing you know hieroglyphics are flying around everywhere, there's a timer in the bottom right counting down from 47.4, and the whole screen is shaking violently and flashing red every time you move your mouse