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Who wants to see how the previous owners of my house plugged in the microwave

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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Something that's sweet about German is when you introduce yourself, you can say you're The [Name]. Like you're the main one. The Ambassador of your name.

Like, hi, I am the Felix. The Ultimate Felix. The Felix of All Felix.

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all these unfunny jokes about how german is such a hard and awful language >:(

well, can your language do this?

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Interesting hobby

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Saw this on a door at work.

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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

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robin hood church mice commission

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Just heard Allie Beth Stucky talk about the porn star who converted to Christianity and the reactions to her conversion.

I am ashamed of all the people who claim to be Christian who say her conversion isn’t legit, that she needs to do penance, that she’s just vying for attention, that she’s just trying to be respectable again. That should never be the attitude of a Christian when someone converts. We should try to support them as best we can, not degrade and deride them for their sinful pasts.

We do not know the contents of another person’s heart. No matter someone’s sins, Jesus’ saving grace can overcome it. Paul murdered people. Peter denied and betrayed Jesus. Those are the most well known examples, but there are many, many stories of people having horrible pasts and coming to Christ and leaving their sinful life behind. Jesus forgave a thief on the cross next to him. We cannot earn the label of forgiven, cannot earn a place in God’s family. That is a gift given by Christ.

If we must judge whether or not someone’s Christian, judge them by the fruits of the spirit that are present in their lives, not by their past sins.

Pray for her. Pray for all who come to Christ. Support the people in your church who are newer to the faith.

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Title/Name: Billions Must Dry Wojak Series: Chudjak / Poljak (Variant) Image submission by: sashadonkey on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Poljak Wojak

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I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

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Choose your weapon

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Generic Medieval Fantasy™ role reversal where the royal chancellor is a jocular goofball with a strange preoccupation with dad-joke-level puns and the royal jester is just intensely sinister in ways that only outsiders ever seem to notice.

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