the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
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Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?
Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10
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😭😭😭😭
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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done
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when they ask me for the first name of the director of the davinci code
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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light
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wire tutorial for a friend
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No one is discrediting the student protests. I myself am a student who is partaking in largely student-coordinated protests, drives, campaigns… but I also understand that we are largely missing the point if coverage of these protests overshadows what they are actually protesting for—the atrocities committed on Palestinians every single day. As the western buzz around this genocide gets more and more coverage, the coverage of the genocide itself sharply declines. It’s true and I see it every single day. Things are not being reported with the precision and diligence they should be.
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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
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