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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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the dubious philosophy of salmon

#when i get brave enough #im getting the life cycle of salmon tattooed on my back

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In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

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my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now

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hear

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help girl i drifted out to sea [x]

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this too shall pass

#me waiting to finish this dinner and drop my dad off at the hotel #and then i wont have to see him until christmas

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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

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Domestication is one hell of a thing, huh?

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how?? just how?

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He cannot be Contained...

Ruckus climbed the baby gate, knocking it over in the process. I'm glad that he is unfazed by the experience, but now he knows this is possible and I may be doomed

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"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and

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#yearly reminder that i accidentally got married on ed balls day #i mean the wedding wasnt accidental but the ed balls day was

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Neil Gaiman is about to get soooo many asks in his box re: WHY WHYYYY NEIL WHY DID YOU DOOOO THAT TO THE BOYSSS

and he will tell people over and over again he did not create this show, show run this show, write this show. And like look he WOULD but in this case he DIDNT

He didn’t create Crystal, Cat King, Jenny, Niko, Esther …. He didn’t originate Queer Edwin in comics.

He didn’t hurt you.

Go to Steve Yockey.

…. But also don’t. We know Steve will make them happy with more story to tell give him time

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