kylewalker-peters

[kylewalker-peters]

TWO podcasts I listened to today were like well what if spurs brought back kwp?? like from your lips to gods ears my friends!!!

#they also brought up MANY negatives to the transfer and were like this is just to fulfill home grown quotas but I don’t care! #anything is a win for meeeeeee!!!!!

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And I got upstairs and my mum has just bought me some pink roses what a turnaround I’m having this Thursday afternoon

Was having such a dogshit day today and felt so angry and crap the whole time but one small hot chocolate and a walk in this torrential rain has fixed me I’m smiling from ear to ear

#‘just because you are Eleanor xx’ I love my mum so much she didn’t even know I was having a bad day she just got me and my sister flowers

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Was having such a dogshit day today and felt so angry and crap the whole time but one small hot chocolate and a walk in this torrential rain has fixed me I’m smiling from ear to ear

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Being a fan of a sport in a different time zone to you is ridiculous why is my blood boiling and my day ruined and it’s not even 6:30am?

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2-0??? Liverpool…

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Liverpool can you stop being dogshit for 5 minutes you’ve got a title to win for Mr Lasik Veneer’s last hurrah get serious

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Declan Rice’s girlfriend should be allowed to beat men with hammers btw

#I’ll be her lawyer and get her off with not only no charges but they’ll have to pay her money too

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Like I am fond of Barcelona and I do want them to do well but fucking hell that club is so deeply unserious it is very hard to take them even slightly seriously

#wdym xavi is staying now???

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also frantically trying to buy those tickets while my manager was like hey can i call you for a catch up like no the fuck you cannot I'm dealing with life or death stakes rn

#she doesnt respect the hashtag magic of the cup

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Spurs ticket website is so much fun it tells you your tickets are reserved for 28 minutes then you get a notification it’s gone down to 5 then go to pay and it tells you 1 minute 41 left

#or where they tell you you have 28 minutes and then just kick you off with 9 minutes remaining for no reason and you lose all your tickets #spurs website you are the DEVIL and god forbid i ever catch who made you

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Cockers are all going to the final!!!

Not going to the final I’m gonna kms actually

#just not the way we intended because spurs didn’t offer us a special cockers access which is rude and wrong

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Wembley release more tickets or I’ll kill you im being so serious

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Not going to the final I’m gonna kms actually

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The thing is you sit here and you laugh at Chelsea and these appalling results and then you remember this squad cost one billion great British pounds and you laugh just that little bit harder

#1 billion pounds and you’re just a gormless bloke and rancid vibes #incredible project they’re on over there

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Lemon nonce didn’t even flop against arsenal this badly when he was at spurs btw the sheer lack of rivalry between those two clubs has infected his brain and “tactics” he’s just letting that lot get whatever result they want as per

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#we’re not winning but I think if everyone ignored the law and let me use the power of love friendship and incredible violence against the #opposition then I can get us the 3 points

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Very bold of Chelsea’s own manager to say the team has to prove they’re not the “Cole Palmer team” and instantly lose 5-0