kyriati

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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I love baseball

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

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"The highly anticipated Criterion Collection release of 'Goncharov' has cinephiles buzzing. Directed by the legendary Scorsese, this cinematic gem is a must-have for collectors, offering stunning visuals and insightful commentary. Available now on DVD and Blu-ray."

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Everybody do the wenis!

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You want to exterminate death, yet you drag it behind like a tethered bull.

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Listen you don’t just stop being Horse Girl it just doesn’t happen like that, that’s not something that just goes away

Maybe the obsession cools down as you get older and you’re less militantly in love with all things Horse and maybe you can tell yourself sometimes that you’re Not That Into Horses anymore and some days you believe it

But just you wait until you’re on a road trip and you drive past a farm that has a couple horses in the pasture and you look me in the eyes and tell me all that love and devotion to these anxious, ridiculous animals doesn’t come rushing back

Horse Girl is a title that follows you for life

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

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Electro’s power can not be contained.

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<3

#strife specibus: queuekind

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thinking about Aelwyn Abernant having freedom for the first time in her life and living in a stinky little apartment full of dirty clothes and dirty dishes reeking of ten fucked up cats. making money by blackmailing a middle school principal and running errands for a shady teenager. no social life except for whatever her baby sister drags her along to and visiting a dead girl's grave. for fun she drives to a different city and commits crimes. she has no idea how to take care of herself or be a functional, independent adult. but god, she's dedicated to the cats. taking ninety minutes for every feeding time, letting them scratch her up each time. she purposefully sought out the ones who had gone unwanted the longest. her life is such a mess and she has so much to learn and she decided to start with learning how to love and take care of something else.

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#i love tipsy bartender videos

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I always think to myself that I don't hate grocery shopping but that's because 90% of the time I go to a grocery store I'm there for like three specific items and I know exactly where they are

But then I do the once in a while Big Shop and by the end I want to kill everyone around me with hammers

#going beast mode as we speak