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They did surgery on a grape

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The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to ‘prank’ her

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A guy is drinking a can of Pepsi and he turns to his friend and says dude I’m so coked out right now and the friend thinks “wait he is drinking Pepsi and not coke so he probably did some coke and that is bad” and then says “ DUDE DONT DO COKE U GONNA GET TOO HIGH” and the drinking guy says “actually I pours coke into this Pepsi can to make u think I did coke and freak u out Becuase u care about me so much” and the second guy says “ dam u got me I do care about u” the they hug and reminisce about the past and their friendship

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She started talking backwards

But nothing good it brings her

So next time that she sees him

It’ll be peace sign, middle finger

-The Front Bottoms, “Peace Sign”

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Best thing I’ve heard all day

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my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

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