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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#🔥🌗🏳️🥔👎 #disapprovingly surrendering my baked potatoes to the moon???

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big issue with linear time is that when there are a few minutes until some event and they aren't enough minutes to do anything with, you just lose those minutes. I think you should be able to save them for later and then combine them into a chunk of leftover time that you get to use at the end of the day, like bonus hours.

#please this would fix me #granted that’s because I see anything less than 30 minutes as not enough time to start anything

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Certified dungeon meshi moment

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I’ve noticed that my Wikipedia tangents are having an adverse effect on the number of tabs I have open at any given point on my phone.

I go “oh what’s this thing? I’ll read about it later!” and then I have 10 more tabs open that I will never look at.

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stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

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you're so nice and patient and normal and you always get the most. Uhm. interesting replies on your posts. you're so brave for dealing with it ...

thankyou im training to be the world's first fursuit therapy animal

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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

#this is so in character that I’m struggling to remember if it’s just an actual joke from the show

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[In a fight with a republican]

They swing their axe at me. They shout “Take this, liberal!”

I dodge their attack gracefully.

“Should have swung further to the left.”

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I like to come up with horrible video game mechanic ideas designed to piss off certain subsections of gamers without effecting the gameplay experience of the average player.

For example, what if I made a completely normal action adventure game, but the final boss is inaccessible by any means until the in-game time reaches 3 hours? If the game had an average play time of 10 hours, this would not effect the average gamer. It would, however, piss off speedrunners. If I wanted to rub salt into the wounds, I could make that three hour limit have a variable of up to five minutes late or early. I think the runners would come after me with pitchforks

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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Justifying your irrational dislike for something by saying it "killed my father" is at least twice as funny when talking to someone who knows your still very alive father

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Bart, also from last night (it just felt awkward posting at like 11 PM even though this is the posting at 11 PM site)

#xenogears #bartholomew fatima #bart xenogears #xeno series

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Started playing Xenogears a couple weeks ago

#xenogears #fei fong wong #fei xenogears #xeno series

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to any teenagers reading this i just wanna say that you're right. homework is bullshit, not accepting late work is bullshit, tardies are bullshit, having to ask to use the goddamn bathroom is bullshit. any adult who tells you differently is either lying or doesnt remember how much it sucked

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