laerteslife

[laerteslife]

I got in a fight!

It was never my intention to start a fight, like some of you suggested. That did however not stop me from getting involved in a fight.

To be honest I don’t know exactly what happened. I just walked into school as usual when someone started a fight. I happened to stand a little bit too close and get a few punches. It was not too bad, I just got some bruises and a swollen eye. It looks seriously hilarious, and I still can’t understand how I got involved in a fight. 

#Nerd in Fight

[laerteslife]

The brothel

My father's servant did show up, stalking me for the whole day at the university. Since I'm such a good boy was there no action at all, so I decided to make some. Together with some friends did I go to the baddest part of the city, and found a brothel. His spying skills are not the best, so I saw him before we got in, and when we got out again as well. His face was simply priceless, I wonder if he will tell my Dad, or if he'll simply pretend it did not happen. 

Even if I find this really funny must I say that it feels a bit wrong. What I am doing is not bad, and in general I am the biggest nerd ever, doing nothing bad. What bugs me is that I am doing something that upsets my dad on purpose.

#YOLO #Nerd #Nerd Problems #Terrible Stalker

[laerteslife]

badboy:

william:

Do all the bad things you can, and make sure he hears about it!

Get in a fight! Rob a bank! Go to a brothel!

I was thinking of something less dramatic, so let's go with a modified version.

Hey guys!

My dads servant is apparently in town, and I could put money on that he is supposed to spy on me. Any suggestions for a good joke to play on him?

#YOLO #Fight? #Brothel?

[laerteslife]

Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

Dad

Sometimes he actually has a point.

#Student hack #just don't

[laerteslife]

kingcriminal:

smilingvillain:

Unless you sharpen the tip. Spice things up a little bit.

Or find some poison lying around.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Fencing: Adult men dressing up and playing role plays.

I mean, srsly, you can’t even kill anyone, the point is gone.  

#What is wrong with this world?

[laerteslife]

stocking&stitches:

Fall collection 1643 

We at Stocking and Stitches are extremely exited to present our new fall collection. The golden and natural colours are what we have focused on, in addition to develop further our fashionable siluettes. Enjoy!

Guys, it's out! I'm really pleased with this collection! The colours are gorgeous, so exclusive, yet natural, rich not gaudy. The cut is also great, just see how the wide parts around the hips makes the legs look long and lean. The yellow and white striped balloon pants are already on my wish list. And the red/brown stockings? I need them in my life!

#fall fashion #gorgeous #stockinglove

[laerteslife]

hamletthegreat:

loner:

All my friends are dead

Is that you, Old Yorick?

Who would talk to a skull. Duh.

#Weirdo #Talking to a skull