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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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the Lang brothers, making the most convoluted twists, every time the rest of starkid gave fair and well thought out reasons on why a character would win a Hatchetfield match

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btw one of the key components of actually being in a healthy relationship is just asking for things that you want. i keep seeing posts on this website saying 'i really want to do/receive [X] but my partner has never done it'. just ask. 'nobody exchanges love letters anymore' ask. 'i want to have my partner's hair in a locket like the victorians' just ask. 'i want to be bought flowers regularly :((' literally just ask. your partner doesn't know they're being held to these expectations and that you're unhappy unless you tell them. it's so unfair to expect your partner to read your mind. 'it's less special if you have to ask :((' grow up and stop pretending you're the lead in a romcom. when people say communication is crucial they mean it !! just ask !!

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Unfriendly reminder that ao3 tags are not the same as tumblr tags

Ao3 tags serve an actual purpose to sort and categorize fics for the sake of people blocking or finding them

Tumblr tags are half broke and most of us use them as the online equivalence of muttering under our breath

DO NOT RAMBLE IN THE AO3 TAG SECTION

One or two goofy "non sequitur" or "addendum" type of tags is fine but some of y'all are writing paragraphs of nonsense

The tag wranglers don't deserve trying to figure out how to classify your fucking nonsense alright

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81/365 days of regina mills

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“You beat me! This is your first time playing this game and you beat me! I never lose at this game!”

*chuckles* “Oh do pick your jaw up off the floor Miss Swan.” and then Regina closes Emma’s mouth for her with a kiss.

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Headcanon where Emma teaches Regina how to play a video game but Regina just gets ridiculously lucky smashing the buttons and wins.

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I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

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I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work

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*does this to you*

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Congrats to Ted for winning as the deadliest man in Hatchetfield! Btw everyone you know is dead and no we will not be getting Jenny for you. Yeah all you get is the nice crown. Have fun with it!

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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i can’t believe there was a standoff of the person who’d died most in hatchetfield vs the person who’s killed the most in hatchetfield and the person who’s died the most won

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You have options. I promise you, you have options. Even if you blow up your whole life, change your name and train hop half way across the country- you still have options. So long as you are alive you have choices and chances. If you can’t see them, ask someone else. Ask a stranger or someone who loves you. Anyone not in your situation will have different a perspective. Stay safe and stay alive.

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joey changing his backgrounds for every show and reacting like this every single time is taking me OUT

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professor hidgens sacrificed himself so the world could see workin' boys and i think that's beautiful 🙏

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me