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british person: wot is ur fauvourouriute coulourur? x
me: chill
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please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone
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im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
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mood: bedridden victorian child
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It’s Not Fair that gay porn has more spice n’ passion than lesbian porn
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A much shorter movie
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in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling
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‘I understand’ doesn’t mean that it’s okay or it doesn’t hurt.
3 am thoughts (via suspend)
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I AM HOLLERING
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initially it’ll be funny but i guarantee u will all end up in tears missing the good times and thinking wow that was so crazy i love u all
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