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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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#art

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Great chapter for Xuanli enjoyers

#WOAH HELLO WHAT #lxz

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There is something extremely funny about how kids react to alt fashion in comparison to adults. Adults generally do not care and I am just Another Person In The Space, but kids lose their absolute mind. Examples include:

- The kid at Goodwill today who kept begging his dad to look at "the person with black lipstick" while his dad pointedly tried not to look at me but was obviously hoping I wouldn't notice.

- The kid at a DIFFERENT thrift store who gasped and kept waving at me while I was waiting for my fiance to finish trying on pants. I saw him tell his mom he saw a witch.

- The little girl who came up to me and my fiance and said, "No offense, but you look emo." My fiance was like, "Close enough!" and she very smugly went to go explain to her mom she was right.

- The three year old who saw me waiting for my fiance to pick me up from work, grinned, and loudly announced, "MOM LOOK A SLUT!"

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they should swirl . unencumbered and free

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the urge to disappear vs the desire to be wanted and accompanied

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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

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As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

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It was pointed out to me that my eerie magenta grow light is "bisexual lighting" from which I have drawn the following conclusions:

Bisexuals hang out under grow lights

Bisexuals are plants

Plants are bisexual

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bruh he hit him with the tsugi ni omae wa