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Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

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chris evans looks like he stumbled into a gym and didn’t leave and now he’s confused by how much muscle he has

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why do harry and paul look like the mom and dad that are being forced to go to a parent teacher conference for their nightmare of a son louis

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You can control white people by giving them cheese

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If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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during and after a period

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[louis does something]

harry: 

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au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark. 

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"Alex Turner is such an asshole but-.."

In what universe. Tell me. In what universe is Alex Turner an asshole. Because it sure as hell isn’t this one.

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So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I’m a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: “wait, if you’re a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?” Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it’s kinda sad.

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Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

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Santa by Arthur

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Happy 22nd Birthday, you comic book geek youuu (๑・ω-)～♥”

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can we do this thing like “celebrities read mean tweets” but instead we’d have louis reading @louis_tomlinson’s tweets, looking at the camera as if he was in the office