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Someone please gif that crow and kaner bench moment sooo cute

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the nhl but in a post-apocalyptic world where teams GMs trade all their best players during trade deadline

you wake up on march 1st. sidney crosby is traded to the flyers. ovechkin to the blackhawks. auston matthews to the habs. you die instantly. the world explodes.

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HAWKS WIN 4-1, KANE 4TH NHL HATTY, SCHMALTZ 2A

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HATRICK KANE!!!! ❤️

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HATRICK KANEEEEEEE CUE THE FUCKING DAGGER

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stars fans: “Wow! March 1st! Can’t believe the trade deadline is finally here! No more trade talk!

also stars fans: 

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what ur favorite synthpop band/artist says about you

depeche mode: gay and loves leather, doesnt know how to have a good time

new order: never knows whats going on, knows how to have a good time

omd: does everything for the banter, never knows whats going on

soft cell: gay, wears too much eyeliner

gary numan: 80s nerd by day, emo by night

howard jones: has like 2 friends, gay

kajagoogoo: what

tears for fears: probably never leaves the house, straight, thinks they’re from a country that doesn’t exist

the human league: bisexual, avoids everyone, slightly pretentious

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Fanfiction: Because apparently barging into the writers office of your favourite shows and telling them to get out the way while you un-fuck things for them is considered ‘rude’ and ‘breaking and entering’

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it’s Kalevala Day today here in Finland

those who don’t know, Kalevala is the national epic of Finland

there’s a lot of death and blood and marrying off a young girl to an old man and curses and slavery and a random chick getting pregnant from a lingonberry

also Tolkien wrote fanfiction of one of its sequences, Kullervo

Children of Hurin? based on Kullervo

Quenya? based on Finnish

Tolkien also learned some Finnish to read Kalevala bc he hated the English translation

anyway thanks to Kalevala we have Middle-Earth

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Run All Night  — Part I, gifs request by Anon ( x)

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JOEL KINNAMAN FOR LOS ANGELES MAGAZINE (MAY 2016)

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The Xbox One has a super sensitive on button, so just barely brushing it turns it on. Lately, it’s been “turning on by itself,” which means one of my pets has been messing with it. But which one?

Suspect #1:

Name: Calcifer Age: 1 and ½ Occupation: Professional Gatekeeper Hobbies: Meowing to leave the bedroom when the door is closed, then meowing to get back in exactly 30 seconds later; sticking his paw in my food when I’m not pay attention; ignoring the toys we buy him and playing with dish towels instead; Napping. Motivation: None. He generally stays in his lane and behaves well.

Suspect #2:

Name: Oliver Age: 1 Occupation: Professional Attention Seeker Hobbies:  Laying on my chest while I play video games and demanding attention; eating Greek yogurt; playing with cotton balls; hiding in boxes. Motivation: Likes to hide near the game consoles because they get warm.

Suspect #3:

Name: Banjo Age: 8 Months Occupation: Professional Butt Hobbies:  Eating cat poo when no one is paying attention; eating underwear; being a Good Boy™ when treats are involved; being a sinvergüenza; giving lots of love to everyone he meets. Motivation: Likes to stick his nose in places where it doesn’t belong.  Deductions: The Xbox One on button has drool marks all over it, very reminiscent of a certain puppers’ antics… Conclusion: Banjo has been licking the on button on the Xbox One because he likes the sound it makes when it turns on. BOOK HIM, BOYS!

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Patrick Sharp   2.25.16

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name a more iconic duo than anxiety and hockey trade deadlines. i’ll wait.