IF DARLIN' HAD WHATSAPP 🔥🔥🔥🔥😒😒☝️☝️👆👆
i hope no one else has done this before this took me an hour
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Darlin: when I first met David’s mate they cartwheeled to me. gave me a big squeeze, said “this gin is tonic and this ass is iconic” then proceeded to throw it back so hard their legs went out from under them
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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I meant that lovingly
Who knew all it took was a father to turn a man into a whimpering twink
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Where’s Lasko dad
Who knew all it took was a father to turn a man into a whimpering twink
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I'm sick you know what that means
David take ur shirt off let me see them knockers
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"I love you too, dad." What about this is foolish? Funny? Silly? I thought this was April's fools not April's whattheactualfuck
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I love you too, Dad.
I love you too, Dad.
I love you too, Dad.
So what I’m understanding is that the Fooliverse au is totally canon. Okay! 👍
I’n delusional and this is my canon
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honey gets home from a super long day and says "i'm gonna hop in the shower" and guys the kind of fucker to say "without me?" and honey just looks at him like this (lovingly)
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Fr
i don’t think i’ll ever forgive the people who fell for the DRAGON in elliott’s hbs last year when damsel!elliott was right there
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HIS NAME MAT CH ES PERFECT WITH MY LAST NAMEMEE
lasko taking coworker's last name if/when they get married :)
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@galaxyg1204 AHWHAAHHAHAAHA
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My twink
canon david is fatherless, fool!davey is fatherfull
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No but he’s right
Auron would come back with notes and feedback on the lemon's writing
In big red ink: JUST CALL IT A COCK FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Put me in a room with april fools david and hes getting pregnant 🤰 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️📢📢📢📢📢
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Me
“I love you too, dad.”
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Which of the boys would be able to handle a lemon? Or who wouldn't.
Like who'd be able to handle a lemon and who wouldn't
None of them would be phased by reading a lemon written about them. They can handle it.
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